Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
It’s physically painful how accurate this is
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden